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LAst heard you are a publicity hungry guy and will do anything to gain some. is that true? please tell me if it is not...

Anu, lets get serious! what made you do this? i mean if you were sued, you'd be paying off into your next life? And not just yourself, your bloody plagiarism is giving indians a lousy name? an original nursery rhyme is better than that macaroni nonsense that you dished out!!!

Eh Sambasivam..Ramakrishna at Vile Parle (E) is perfecclt OK, you shud be worried if these film types only go to Taj/Oberoi, by the way what were you doing at Ramakrishna? Don't worry An(n)u Malik, Malik's rule and are OK, keep socking it to the suckers, just don't mock them. After all, copycat or 'original', if they listen to it, that's what counts. Pseudopantee never got anyone anywhere so carry on regardless...gotto go now MALIK'S RULE...but one last question, this Alisha babe' what is her GIB rating?

Dear Tone Deaf: I think you are Tone blind by Gods grace my father is alive and kicking and also proud of my success especially when I got the Film Fare Award for Baazigaar he's proud of my latest album I Yai Yo and firmly believes that my singing career has finally taken off as far as money is concerned I think my time to earn is starting All the best Tone Deaf.

Ravi Kishore: Hi Ravi Music is in my blood I'm grateful to God for the talent that he has given me I get an idea the tune starts playing in my mind as I'm not very very well versed into different ragas I somehow end up having a tune which touches different ragas at different times and this slight touch makes me different from the others and an original tune is born which actually is an amalgamation of my heart beats that turn it into a winner say Chura Ke Dil Mera Goriya Chali.

Don't you think you've earned enough money for both yourself and your family? Isn't it time for you to be honest to yourself and your talent? I'm sure your father must be turning in his grave - God rest his soul - at the stuff you churn out in the name of music.

Where would you rank yourself in the top ten Bollywood composers of all time? Who are the others?

Where would you rank yourself in the top ten Bollywood composers of all time? Who are the others?

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You know, you may actually have the ability to create good music - but it is your fatheaded ego that prevents you from doing that. Also, I think you are afraid to go back to a phase where you have to struggle to establish yourself. You're afraid to go back to those years when you were a nobody who was creating some really good music.

Moggy, leaving early? Going to the Fireball!

Moggy, leaving early? Going to the Fireball!

Anu: Can you talk a little about Swarnalatha?

Anu, how would you differentiate your music for this year and from the past? i've heard of your music in auzaar, judwaa and one song from viraasat.

Anu.. when you think that you can give original music, why do you persist with borrowing? it's also true that your music can be foot tapping...

In Chura Ke Dil Mera Shilpa Shetty showed her panties... are you responsible for that also or was it reflection of snow??? Or is her you know what white in colour???

ANU: You are the ONLY composer in Bollywood who is doing such a good job of bringing pop music more to films. I know you are a fan of pop music and I think your name will me remembered partly for this. Songs like Ruk Ruk Ruk, Sexy Sexy, and so many others that are pure "pop" are doing well in films. It would be nice to see you continue doing this type of work.

Hi Malik,I heard there is a sexual harrassement complaint against you?Can you tell something about that?

Sambasivam Murugesan: Hi, you don't have to be a great detective to find out where I eat and with whom but I understand your emotions I love southern meals and I love finding those places where I can have them I've never been down and out but you have your highs and lows today I'm back to where I belong the guy who is called the hit machine is me , I have been bidding for my time , Today with Judwaa I'm finally there , but you gotta check out my I Yai Yo album to know what I'm talking about see you at Ramakrishna happy tucking.

Sambasivam Murugesan: Hi, you don't have to be a great detective to find out where I eat and with whom but I understand your emotions I love southern meals and I love finding those places where I can have them I've never been down and out but you have your highs and lows today I'm back to where I belong the guy who is called the hit machine is me , I have been bidding for my time , Today with Judwaa I'm finally there , but you gotta check out my I Yai Yo album to know what I'm talking about see you at Ramakrishna happy tucking. But listen I also feel you are one of my genuine fans. See you

Sambasivam : Fireball is now dry since it is in Haryana... We are going to celebrate the great holiday given by the sarkar for Netaji's Birthday, baajoo mein Auntie type joint hai boss...yaar this Annu Malik is very slow in replying but kyaa karen jaat bhai hai aur do-teen roz pehlai studio mein aa kar interview diya ladkee log ko line maaraa hum jaisa budhaa logko ghaas nahee daallaa phir bhee apoon kaa jaatwala aur gaon wala hai na isiliye aaj acha mood mein hoon kyaa maaloom kal meraa baaree yaa tumhara number banane kaa, kyaa? jaata hai

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No, Iam talking about your "Original" Muqabla, You said it was "original". I was asking how you come up with those "originals", do they "play" in your heart when you listen to them on a tape/CD? And them amalgamate them with the other tunes which were "played" in your heart? Please throw some more light on these unique achievements which no other music director can ever even dream to achieve.

Ruk ruk ruk... give us a break man. Go on a vacation.

Oh guru...get a typist or steno or give short replies... baakee dilli aayega to baat karega...email daalo.. do you have your own page on the Net? So simple, ask me....free....

ANU, CAN YOU GIVE ME THE BEST DESCRIPTION OF YOUR MUSIC FOR 1997? HOW WOULD YOU DIFFERENTIATE IT FROM THE PAST MUSIC YOU HAVE COMPOSED?

Moggy, one day these Rediff guys must have you on their Chat.

Moggy, one day these Rediff guys must have you on their Chat.

Approximately one reply in every 10 minutes, man you are embarrassing all of us, if you ask Suparn/Nikhil to put on the sound cards wecan probably hear your fundas faster? I am trying to send sound through another link but unable to, Internet pe ao, dekho kitna aur original maal miltaa hai, dhoondte reh jaoge...now really going because you have gone silent (???)

ANU, which is your best song of the year 1996?

Inspiration: To be very honest with you I'm not an egoistic as people tend to believe I'm more of a survivor in a world where success is respected more than talent I'm more of a reactionary this is because of what i HAVE GONE through in my formative years of coming up in life , thank god that you know I'm very original and that I create original music as far as the talk of struggle goes I still struggle to retain the numnber 1 position that I have managed to get throught sheer grit and determination , while working on my new album I Yai Yo I have struggled like a newcomer right from composing the songs to singing them I've been treated also by Mr Biddu as a newcomer I do agree with you the pain and the struggle brings out the best in you the last two years have taught me a lot toi last me a lifetime I Yai Yo my dream album is proof , hear it you'll change your opinion about me and my music . Thanks .

Arre ORIGINAL MOG, don't you agree, the best thing about this chat is that we can't here him. Wah, wah, Internet ka jawaab nahin.

Sambasivam : Actually I don't know, when I signed my contract with my current employers I agreed to not come on any other electronic media...but this was before Internet... good point, must check...anycase thisChat show is only for fundoo guys not us phaltoo types kyaa?

All said and done, I loved your countdown on RD. Why don't you share your private glimpses of the man with us?

ANU: WHEN YOU COME TO A PUBLIC CHAT WITH THE GENERAL PEOPLE, YOU CANNOT EXPECT TO AVOID A TOPIC LIKE THAT OF ALISHA'S. PLEASE SHED SOME LIGHT ON YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY.

ANU: Afterall, you did MAKE Alisha what she is right now. If it wasn't for you, there would have been no JAADU and she may still have been singing Colgate commercials. But look what she is - people call her the QUEEN of INDIAN POP. And it's all due to you. So how is it possible that you two don't even work together anymore?!

ANU HELLO!!! Wonderful to meet u !!! an honour infact!! u make wonderful songs!!

ANU, please through some light on the ALISHA's career in Indian pop?

Harry: Today my music is definitely more melodic if you consider a song like Sambhala Hai Maine Bahut Apne Dil Ko but again this is the past today sound is the in thing , in my future films I've tried melody with sound take Judwaa for example but again the films like Kareeb , Ishq , Border , Prem Agan , Himalaya Putra to name afew films have a different flavour that being that my melodies should stand the test of time, I've done that in these films and you'll agree with me after hearing them as far as my new album I Yai Yo is concerned again it is different from the rest it should be called Anu and Biddu Unplugged because we have used no techno sounds but the feeling of live instruments , check out the album , God willing 1997 is the start of a new singer composer Anu Malik soundwise melodywise.

ANU, I'VE HEARD THAT YOU ARE DOING A GOOD JOB ON THE MUSIC OF YOUR FORTHCOMING FILMS. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MUSIC COMPOSITION OF PREM AGGAN. I'VE HEARD THAT THE SONGS WERE MIXED IN STUDIOS OF LONDON. CAN YOU TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS?

All said and done, I loved your countdown on RD. Why don't you share your private glimpses of the man with us?

Can you give me Alisha's phone number?

Hero: Thanks for the compliment! I feel honoured when my work and my talent is recognised. Hear I Yai YO and your belief in my talent will be strengthened. You will also love my singing.

Arre THAKELE, why do you keep repeating about I Yai Yoevery time you post an answer. Remember you are on a chat show not a publicity trip for your next alBUM.

Dear Inspiration, in the near future I shall try to do so. As you know, I'm a die-hard fan of RD. If some channel approaches me, I shall do your bidding.

Can you give me Alisha's phone number? Or address? Or other contact information?

hI EVERYONE...........I'm the real Number one Music composer in Bollywood,

how do you come out with the moderations of various other songs ?I don't see any thing wrong in copying tunes. Auzaar me aap ki tune se ghana hit hua hai aur hindi ghane ko eak naiya disha me leke gaye .You have to live up it (hiya karenge). I singapore , your new songs are appreciated by everybody.And at last, i want to know how many days u take to compose a tune .please jawab dijihey.

Can you give me Alisha's phone number? Or address? Or other contact information?

Lois Wah I love your Hinmdi , that was great......ENCORE

Hi Annu!

ANU>>>Do u still insist on musicians who perfrm for u, accompanying u on international performance, even though they are contracted to other parties???

Can you give me Alisha's phone number? Or address? Or other contact information? How about her secretary's number?

ANU MERE DOST TU CHOR MAIN SIPAHI

Annu, I really liked your video "Tera Chehra". Any more like that coming up?

Neil: Relax yaar.......forget Alisha and Talk about Anu

ANU I am from England and i saw a documentaryonce on how u produce music... a scenece of u in the studio ...and i couldnt beleive how u managed to so quickly create a top hit meleody and song ...such raw talent is fantastic... i believe it should be given so much more exposure...!!! when are you coming to England again..?

Bhaiyyo aur baheno, yeh hain ANU BUM

Hello!

Arre, pakele tum, thakele tum, why don't you understand that to talk to guys like you, I do agree that I have to come on the platform of a chat show. And to be very honest with you, my album is definitely more interesting to talk about. And if I have to bear people like you, why shouldn't I promote my pop album I Yai YO. I hope you get I Yai YO in your dreams and, if you have to scream, so be it. Anyway, I do agree that you are thakela and I suppose very, very akela.

ANU I am from England and i saw a documentaryonce on how u produce music... a scenece of u in the studio ...and i couldnt beleive how u managed to so quickly create a top hit meleody and song ...such raw talent is fantastic... i believe it should be given so much more exposure...!!! when are you coming to England again..?

ANU I am from England and i saw a documentaryonce on how u produce music... a scenece of u in the studio ...and i couldnt beleive how u managed to so quickly create a top hit meleody and song ...such raw talent is fantastic... i believe it should be given so much more exposure...!!! when are you coming to England again..?

Hello Anu, I like some of your music, like Raja ko Rani se, Baazigar, Paas woh aane lage zarra zarra, Dil mein Sanam ki surat etc, But I am a big fan of RD, SD and AR Rahman. My question is which songs of Hindi Gentleman were similar to AR's Tamil version and which part of the songs were similar. I am not accusing you, I am just curious, since I don't know Tamil I don't know what the music of Tamil Gentleman sounded like. Please satisfy my curiousity. Thanks

abe, reply kar na

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ROCKSTAR>>well thank u very much

Hey you Rockhead! REPLY! Has success ( what success??? Ha ha ha!) got into your head so much that you don't even reply. But why should you talk to strangers. For money. Sheesh! Some guys like you will do anything for money!

What is your preference in clothes?

abe, itna gussa kyo karta hain?? aur gaana ka chori kyo karta hain??

ANU: I consider myself to have a very good voice in singing. I have sung at many public events and everyone who has heard me has really complimented me. My goal is to one day become a Bollywood singer. I am only 20 years old, live in the USA, but really dream to sing in Bollywood. Can you tell me - how can I make my way in? Who should I contact, what should I do? Can I contact you directly or is there someone else I should go to? Give me some help - please.