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10 reasons why South Mumbai didn't vote

Last updated on: May 06, 2009 08:28 IST

Here are 10 reasons why South Mumbai didn't come out to vote on April 30.

  • Clashed with Salsa class
  • Election whites not drycleaned
  • No candidate a hottie
  • Tony Jethmalani contesting from suburbs. Sigh
  • No valet parking at booth
  • Spotted servant in queue ahead of us
  • Driver not come
  • Elections over dude, Obama won!
  • No party tackling real issues, eg, reduce Goly Gym rates.
  • No home delivery!

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